What to know before buying recreational pot from Missouri dispensaries
What to know before buying recreational pot from Missouri dispensaries
In a few weeks, you’ll be able to purchase cannabis for recreational use in Missouri, but there are some things to know before you buy.
Of course the f-n republicans limited the THC level to only 30%. Stick with your local dealer; that is if you want to actually get high!
Don’t waste your money or time with the dispensary it’s just farm bill compliant HEMP!!!!! Fancy rope weed… grown your own if you can!!
Wow, I’m from Missouri, but don’t live there. I wanna go home! Unbelievable it’s happened!
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I got out my pipe stuffed it with pot
You better believe it held a whole lot.
I whipped out a lighter thumbed up a flame
Sucked down that smoke which comforts my brain.
I tried alcohol smoked cigarettes
They did nothing but give me regrets.
My mom had arthritis could not walk around
I rolled her a joint she danced on the ground.
I thought I was losing my lovemaking knack
After I smoked some to me it came back.
Soon I decided prices were high
I searched for some ground I wouldn’t have to buy.
I bargained for seeds from smokers all around
Got in my truck and drove out of town.
I walked through the woods where wild birds nest
Found me the meadow I thought was the best.
I dug up the ground sowed all my seeds
Said a small prayer for strong, healthy weeds.
I watered at night with a five-gallon pail
Mosquitoes went hungry for I wore a veil.
Seven months went by; I thought I would die
Till the Halloween moon was high in the sky.
At night I went out, in a camouflage suit
Used my corn knife to chop down the loot.
I hung it up to dry where it couldn’t be found.
Came back and got it, when it had turned brown.
I trimmed off the buds, stuffed them in bags
Called all my friends and passed out free drags.
In less than a week my crop was gone
I flew to St. Thomas with a love hungry blonde!!
By Tom Zart
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What an incomplete report. What they don’t mention is they scan your ID before you can enter. This is to ensure no one buys more than they’re legally allowed to have. For myself, this is close to violating our 4th Amendment rights. Do retail stores regularly scan your ID? I can’t think of any that do. Obviously if you’re younger and buy cigs or liquor, they need it to verify you’re of age. Now, some places, at least dispensaries, scan it. Just another way for the government to track what you do.
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Need steeper laws recreational pot for Missouri needs to be only for Missouri residents I’m fucking tired of going to the nearest dispensary and all the good shit is gone because I’m close to Arkansas State line so those assholes come here and buy up all our shit…if you can’t show a valid Missouri ID then you should not be allowed to buy whatsoever.. we had to wait..wait your fucking turn for it to be legal
per ounce $100