How to pass a drug test for weed (easiest way and real way)
How to pass a drug test for weed (easiest way and real way)
http://www.mcdonaldscruelty.com/ Pass a drug test the same day Warning: This video is not meant to promote the use of illegal drugs. The purpose of this video is public education. This is the real explanation with real facts. First I’ll tell you how to pass the test and then I will show the facts. Ask yourself this simple question. When is the test?
If you have more than one week before the test, do a lot of exercise and the day before the test stop: eat a lot and be lazy. I’ll explain later. The day of the test keep being lazy and keep eating. Drink a lot of water until your urine looks clear. Clear urine means that you’re hydrated and there’s nothing wrong with that.
If you only have a few days before the test don’t waste your time trying to get rid of THC because you won’t. Best way is to hide it. Remember they can read lectures of ng/ml or 0.000000001 g/ml . They test mostly for THC acid in urine. Eat a lot and don’t exercise, and the day of the test drink a lot of water. Cranberry juice is a natural diuretic, so it will help you pee a lot. THC will appear in the urine 4 hours after smoked.
To get a better understanding read these guide questions. Depending on the answer you will have an idea of how long the THC will be in your system. Add or subtract time depending on the answer using these base questions.
1) How frequently do you smoke?
More than 2 times per week- The THC will be in the body approx. 20-60 days
Less than 2 days per week- The THC will be in the body approx. 4-12 days (some times more)
2) How much do you smoke?
Every hit give approximately 0.05 g of THC to your body depending on the quality. Heavy smokers can have the THC in the system for more than 60 days. Remember that this doesn’t mean that your lecture will be 0.05g of THC-COOH. This is the total amount you will be getting from the drug.
3) Do you have a lot of body fat?
Yes — THC will be harder to clean.
No- THC will be easier to clean.
4) How is your metabolism?
Slow- THC will remain more time in the system.
Fast- THC will burn fast.
True or False section.
Exercise if you have more than a few days before the test
True: It will help you out getting rid of the contaminated fat.
Drink a lot of water days before the test
False: Only hydrate a lot the day of the test.
If you eat before the test you will fail.
False: If you eat you don’t burn fat. Remember, diets make fat people eat small quantities of food so they burn their own body fat.
Exercise before the test
False: If you exercise you will burn fat and it will go to the urine and feces.
People sweat fat.
False: Human sweat is composed mostly of water and salts. It also contains urea and some other minerals, but not fat.
Detox works
False: Do I really have to explain it?
Know to the facts.
THC is so hard to clean because some of it allocates in your body fat. After your burn that fat by any energy involving activity it’ll be excreted out of the body in the urine or feces. It is known that 60 to 70 % of the THC is disposed of in feces, and 30 to 40% in urine, as THC-COOH. Burning enough fat to clean the system before the test is the only way to pass. But you can also hide it because you won’t always have the THC acid in the urine. If you don’t burn the contaminated fat of your body, there will be no THC in the test. That’s the reason you have to be lazy and eat a lot if you can’t burn it on time. Thanks for watching
this video is very contradictory it states that thc is stored in the fat and that u burn it out your body by exercising that there is no trace of thc then it says to be lazy and eat alot and that should get rid of it also I’m confused it would defeat the purpose of exercising if I don’t have too this bullshit ass Video is crap we all know thc is hard to remove from the body even if u don’t smoke everyday SMH 😲😲😲😠😠
Legalize it for fux sake
ok. I weigh 110 Lbs . 5"0 I have a very high metabolism, I haven’t smoked anything for 20 days I have to take the drug test tomarrow morning.. Do you think I will be clean!!!???
i havent smoked in 3 weeks an im packing very small hits an i have a drug test in 2 days
sure jell….tastes awful,throw alil crystal lite in it, ive been passing for 20 yrs….
I passed a test day before yesterday,came home and took puffs of some dro. Then found out I test again in 21 days. What can I do
Who’s on probation here and still smoking?!
This video is old af
Im 4’11 about 200 pounds , I smoked about 3 months ago , will I pass ?
The last time I smoked was yesterday 2 blunts and the day before 1 blunt will I pull thru if the test is next week (135 lbs)
eat flour nigga
so if you smoke alot everyday your pretty much fucked?
Perfect song choice, sublime ❤
4th
Hit cardio first thing in the morning on an empty stomach and drink plenty of water, if u can drink cranberry n POM juice too for better results
i got six weeks ? is it enough time
ok I’m about 117 pounds and I smoked for the first time about a week ago I play basket ball so I sweat alot and I drink alot of water when it was time to piss in te cup I peed very little and it was nearly clear do anyone belive I passed please let me know
What’s the songs name?🤔
I feel like this video is calling me fat 😒lmaooo thc’s in my veins now ..
Im 4’11 about 200 pounds , I smoked about 3 months ago , will I pass ?
prayers
That sublime song doe
Stoners are always acting like they know it all!!! It’s hilarious how fucking dumb they are – it’s simple – smoke a lot for an extended period of time, you’re fucked and dilution will work on a dip stick, but in a lab setting, no way – most people who drink detox stuff and say they passed, will most likely pass anyways or it was not sent to a lab or they are full of shit and don’t smoke very much – I’m talking about if you smoke a gram or more a day, for a decent among of time, not like a small amount here n there – don’t waste ur money on any of this bs, it’s designed to steal ur money and they ain’t gonna refund you without the lab or test results which an employer paid for and they get the results not you
I was a heavy smoker 01/23/17 I took a couple of pulls I stop 02/12/17 I took a couple of pulls and haven’t smoked since I might take a test this week i was wondering if it might be still in my system
I’ve been sober for 30 days before I didn’t even smoke regularly but I took one hit of a blunt and I have a drug test in 8 days will I fail?
will smoking Shitty Early harvest sativa philippine shit(Leaves not bud, and still look like a baby plant) still stay in my system for about 30-40days?I smoke everyday all day, im skinny and i always sweat even when im not exercising, stopped smoking for a week now,
been drinking lot of water recently,
Drugtest is 1 week ahead
any advice??
You are so right I go by experience every month I have 4 days to clean my urine I have Hydroxycut pills coffee workout and I’m going to eat small healthy meals for 4 days and I will be my year you do have to workout to burn the contaminated scent and if you don’t work out it’s going to sit there and you piss it will show in your urine only way it would not if you drink lots of water and Duluth the test and maybe have to take another one next time but so what your home.
I smoke 7 or 8 blunts of gas a day…what are my chances
http://norml.org/news/2006/02/23/marijuana-detection-time-shorter-than-previously-assumed
I have test in 2days can I pass
I’m not an advent smoker. I have a drug test next week and a couple days ago I took one little hit and didn’t even get high and before that I haven’t smoked in months. I’ve been doing a lot of cardio and drinking water. Will I be good?
Great Video clip! Forgive me for butting in, I am interested in your initial thoughts. Have you considered – Raouzgoldie Remove Habit Release (Sure I saw it on Google)? It is a smashing one off guide for giving up smoking weed without the normal expense. Ive heard some interesting things about it and my old buddy Taylor after a lifetime of fighting got amazing success with it.
I took 1 hit yesterday. I have a test in 8 days. I haven’t smoked on 6 months prior to yesterday. I’m 6 feet 165 pounds. Fairly active. Will that one hit kill me?
drink tons of water, drink creatine since thats what they check for when diluting by drinking tons of water it drops your creatine level and they know u cheated. take a b vitamin to make piss yellow.
If your skinny give your self a week of running working out and drinking a lot of water and you should be good that’s all I do and It works even if I smoke half oz and I’ll be clean in a week working out and running also my metabolism is really fast and I weigh 150
I have a drug screening in 5 days and I just found this out rn, i smoke everyday for a few hours, i just stopped smoking yesterday, Is it too late?
excellent. thank you
Freedom or weed??
Every time I have a drug test I just stopped 2 weeks beforehand. I always pass without doing anything
The correct answer to number two would be: aaaaalllllll. daaaaaaaaammmnnn. daaaaaaaaay.
dude I felt like I was watching this video for 20 minutes but when I looked at the time it said 4:50
Why dosnt this video have more than 1 million views!!!???!!!!
sweat also consist of salts and urea. i know because i am a good at biology and also its in the bio books and teachers say it. and professors. soo yeah
I’ve been clean 184 days. Heavy smoker and kinda heavy dude. Do you think I will be good?
My Test Ain’t Till Monday, and it’s Friday. I’m Smoking bout 2 boils for one Night…Would I come Thru if I just Drink hella And eat??
absolutely ridiculous video.
my advice for u all is take a kidney washer pill, u can get it at Walgreen, use it 20 hrs b4 test, it will turn u r urion in to Orange and keep drinking water till turned in to clear water color this will take up to 16 hrs to feel the color change is because all THC will remain in u r kidney for long time…i did this on my self and I’m a heavy smoker of weed daily and I passed..i got this advice from a doctor friend….
Fuckin here again
I smoked today i
and Im about to take the test I’m dead
I smoked yesterday and saw my p.o I see her in two weeks can I drink cranberry juice and water do u think I’ll pass in time or be able to hide it