How to Treat Weed Dealers, According to a Weed Dealer

It’s easy to make a wrong move when you’re buying weed—asking too many questions, wasting a dealer’s time, canceling an order last-minute—but at the end of the day, picking up doesn’t have to be that complicated. We met up with a dealer to hear firsthand what to do—and what to avoid—when it comes to buying pot.

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50 Comments

  1. Bruce Greenblatt on October 5, 2021 at 7:59 am

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  2. Angela Dennis on October 5, 2021 at 8:00 am

    To everyone who recommended Berry_wire on telgram, thanks fellas . He is such a legit and honest vendor



  3. DI’NARIO 777 on October 5, 2021 at 8:01 am

    R poop of B sdxxx s no Up c her iiij



  4. Dennis Riggins on October 5, 2021 at 8:01 am

    he seems nice



  5. Supersharkgem on October 5, 2021 at 8:01 am

    is anyone gonna mention that his nugs look like straight reggie



  6. Jayne Stag on October 5, 2021 at 8:03 am

    Ok so I have a weed dealer a few meters from my door. Tomorrow I wanna go and say to him, move somewhere else where children don’t play. Is this a good idea?



  7. Doushe Playz on October 5, 2021 at 8:04 am

    bro how tf am i meant to do these things when i started at 1:04 and its now 4:35!!! i was meant to sesh today and have fun, now i dont think im even getting my 100$ back ffs



  8. Samyueru on October 5, 2021 at 8:05 am

    We’re only in middle school



  9. plznz444 on October 5, 2021 at 8:05 am

    this is so dumb why is there a video about this 🤦‍♂️🤣



  10. sdb plumbing on October 5, 2021 at 8:10 am

    Dealer 10 years ago was old school, in the age of mobile phones and texts etc with every mf being busted by phone taps or incriminating texts, he kept it simple-
    Still had a normal land line phone..
    U rang his number, if the phone rang, then all good, he was on and he was home it was sweet to pop around within half an hour.
    If the phone was engaged, he’d taken it off the hook for a reason, he had stepped out, had no weed, or had shut shop for the night.
    He retired at 33, gave most people their last bag for free, then bounced, said he’s gonna travel till he finds somewhere to call home.. cool guy



  11. Banduh on October 5, 2021 at 8:11 am

    That dried up shriveled up ass weed🤮



  12. Bishal Thapa on October 5, 2021 at 8:11 am

    He almost left out the most important part… "Do not show up into dealers house uninvited" 😄



  13. Parloso on October 5, 2021 at 8:12 am

    Cant wait for this Herb to be Smoked.



  14. Michael Johns on October 5, 2021 at 8:12 am

    Next vid : how to treat your heroin dealer



  15. MyBalls on October 5, 2021 at 8:13 am

    It’s a job but they can’t never do a g………… lazy is what they are, get a job



  16. Shoota Inspector on October 5, 2021 at 8:13 am

    My weed man be late asf and I hate inconsistency when it comes to weed dealers



  17. Joe Cormier on October 5, 2021 at 8:13 am

    What shitty customer service this guy must provide.



  18. Joecarder112 On telegram on October 5, 2021 at 8:13 am

    👆👆👆 I got my coke and kush from a legit dealer with safe delivery, thanks dawg



  19. NEW THUGZ REVOLUTION BRO on October 5, 2021 at 8:15 am

    Is this a joke this is nothing like bud dealers



  20. James Garcia on October 5, 2021 at 8:15 am

    Another one is don’t show up without calling just because your close by



  21. 23_rainbow on October 5, 2021 at 8:17 am

    yall rly out here not offering your plugs snacks smh



  22. Toxicity on October 5, 2021 at 8:18 am

    Anyone got a number uk England Doncaster area? 😅



  23. Cope Music Promotions Daz Reevell on October 5, 2021 at 8:21 am

    Real talk in this video but I say take his advice for how you treat everyone



  24. niles tomb on October 5, 2021 at 8:21 am

    This guy is perfect example why weed needs to be legal . He won’t even reveal grow methods



  25. Farshid Bagheri on October 5, 2021 at 8:23 am

    Everyone here should watch High Maintenance on HBO.



  26. Double Joint'ed Network on October 5, 2021 at 8:24 am

    https://youtu.be/1X5VrtmS3nQ
    New weed podcast



  27. _Joecarder112 On telegram on October 5, 2021 at 8:24 am

    👆👆 No one does like him, his a legit and reliable coke dealer. You are real cannabis vendor man



  28. Dallas Tx on October 5, 2021 at 8:27 am

    Nah if a plug hit me back the next day that’s the last time we’ll ever do business I feel like u disrespected my time



  29. 003 #WeRise on October 5, 2021 at 8:28 am


  30. House Vollmer on October 5, 2021 at 8:29 am

    Don’t rush the plug, the time he says will be 3-5x so 10 minutes will be 30-50 minutes



  31. Drake Pasnak on October 5, 2021 at 8:30 am

    🙏🏿



  32. The Gas Report on October 5, 2021 at 8:31 am

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  33. Mason White on October 5, 2021 at 8:34 am

    People who sell weed are not a monolith. Some people are cool and others aren’t, just like everything else.



  34. Rock Anderson on October 5, 2021 at 8:43 am

    If you’re in houston & need top shelf exotics for good tags hmu. reply to this with your snapchat i’ll add you.



  35. Notorious on October 5, 2021 at 8:43 am

    Is that a job if this illegal.



  36. James Froster on October 5, 2021 at 8:44 am

    I got my kush deliver by adamplug on telegrams, thank for him for being a legit coke dealer



  37. Guillermo Flores on October 5, 2021 at 8:44 am

    Traditional people know were to spend it.



  38. kendelsdad on October 5, 2021 at 8:44 am

    I buy my dealer bday and xmas gifts. No fkn cap. That individual is a big part of my life. Never rush them. Always offer to meet them for convenience as well. They are running the risk olfor getting your weed cheaper then the shop.



  39. mrsaltymuffins Yt on October 5, 2021 at 8:45 am

    Literally all the plugs I know are so chill



  40. Ayodeji Ikujuni on October 5, 2021 at 8:45 am

    I have been seeing recommendations about a vendor (@daveplug55) on telegram, who specializes in this trade and he is legit kush vendor



  41. wah on October 5, 2021 at 8:47 am

    How to be a decent human being



  42. Hdhsgsyshebevsbd on October 5, 2021 at 8:47 am

    So, basically just be nice and don’t piss then off



  43. MC 1993 on October 5, 2021 at 8:52 am

    I’ve been smoking for over a decade. There’s definitely a commonality between dealers. They’re not usually the brightest. Usually mad lazy. Usually somewhat oblivious as to what’s going on around them. Kinda sick of it, can’t wait for dispensaries



  44. Tsuiseki Bado on October 5, 2021 at 8:53 am

    Me and mine are best friends and we don’t even know each other names lmao



  45. Glock_dude on October 5, 2021 at 8:54 am

    First time you buy weed from a plug is good asf! But the second time I promise you hes gonna give you the most disgusting weed! It already happened to me many times



  46. Nick Michaud-Couture on October 5, 2021 at 8:54 am

    Dude this guy is a chad man I would deff smoke with this guy



  47. FreedomFTR on October 5, 2021 at 8:57 am

    Dealer: "I like small talk and want to connect, but don’t text me a million times before or after

    Also Dealer: "Hey bro, I appreciate the business, but why you not wanna talk much and ask about my day earlier? We work hard and have feelings to you know. I just don’t feel a connection between us?

    Also also Dealer: Shows up at buyers house asking if they wanna hang out and watch a movie together



  48. rhi trey on October 5, 2021 at 8:57 am

    Need me a plug in philly🥴



  49. Lamar Williams on October 5, 2021 at 8:57 am

    Weed look like ass😢



  50. Cope Music Promotions Daz Reevell on October 5, 2021 at 8:58 am

    Respect works both ways bro unless you give stalky arse bud or wet then there’s a chance the weed dealer getting robbed lol